Saturday, April 17, 2010

understand my madness

Okay so I have this little problem of whining and complaining about not liking anyone, or not having them like me, but then when it happens I just drop them once the going gets tough. Once things get the least bit complicated I dust my hands off with them! It's like they're worth the time to complain about, but not to deal with. Needless to say I'm not yet sure how I"m going to get a guy to understand my madness when even I don't understand it!

To top off my fight or flight tendencies I have the experience of a nun and the flirting abilities to go with it. My friends (nicely, if there is such a thing) make fun of me for it, but it truly is a problem for me. I'm not sure how I can get in this 'flit practice' and not risk my insane fear of being rejected. I'm not ugly or anything, but I have this issue with picking the worst guys for myself. The ones that like me, but like other girls more, making me feel like I'm never good enough and always being the one rejected in the end. This is why I have less flirting skills then my grandma.
And would you like to know how my oh-so-wonderful friends suggest I get a guy to like me and such?

Suggestion's
1) Flash him (because that would make a great first impression)
2) Just make out with him (because I have such talent in that area)
and my favorite,
3) If he doesn't like you I'll just kick him (the perfect recipe for instant love)

Surprisingly enough, none of those are helpful. Haha, and even if I did somehow magically get a guy to like me (because this has happened before) I end up not liking him anymore. For some reasons I only the the ones that don't like me.
Life's funny that way I suppose.

so if you understand my madness and would like to give me any suggestions, I'd love to hear em.

1 comment:

  1. I can totally relate to you about the whole "not liking them anymore once they like you" thing... It sucks, but I think we're like that because we like a challenge - once we get a certain someone to like us, it's not fun anymore, right?
    But about the flirting... Hmmm, well, I do have some suggestions hahaha! I'm a bit shy too (so yes, the flashing and the instant make out thing don't really suit me either), so for me it's all about the LOOK. You know, the movie sort of look you give someone from across the room... A smile, no matter how shy and/or small, also helps. A lot. Trust me.
    Hahaha I sound like one of those crappy self-help books so I'll stop.
    Just one last thing - relax. Boys are really the most uncomplicated beings in the universe once you learn how to deal with them. That doesn't make them suck any less, but oh well.
    Good luck!
    *
    ps- yeah, "Closure II" was based on a real story :)

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The big splash into the river...

I guess you have to at least admire my friend for having the guts to try this. (remember, she wasn't harmed)