I have a love-hate relationship with drunk me. She's fun, she's free, she doesn't give a shit. It's all the parts of me that I suppress during the day. But I guess I keep those parts too cooped up because when I let loose I really let loose. So in order to purge myself as well to serve as a reminder, here's a list of stupid things I did last night.
1. Yelled a lot during pong. I hate those girls that can't shut up, but I was one of them last night.
2. Didn't make a single pong cup. Although sometimes I do that when I'm sober too, haha.
3. Smoked a cigar.
4. Talked about my sex life.
5. Repeated myself.
6. Dropped my laptop.
7. Grabbed a guy's dick (He was in his boxers and he's so tall it was almost eye level - this is the second time drunk me has grabbed a dick. Sober me does not take part in this, ever.)
8. Tried very hard to run a naked lap after I got skunked in pong. I wouldn't do it without my partner, but the level at which I was trying to convince him to go with the flow so I could run down the street in my underwear is beyond embarrassing. He'll never let me live it down, I'm sure.
9. Said way too much, and said it loud. Drunk me is always airing out her fucking business.
10. Became determined to be flexible. I put my leg on my friend's shoulder, or tried to... (my ass went on the floor) Don't know what I was trying to prove there.
However, there are a few smart things I did!
1. No drunk facebooking.
2. No drunk tweeting.
3. No drunk pictures! They always turn out so awful and some asshole has to post them later.
4. I gave my phone to my sober friend at the end of the night so I couldn't drunk text a guy at the party who I wanted to give a piece of my mind to (the fact that I begged for it back is irrelevant).
5. Ate something when I got back to my room.
6. Didn't slap the shit out of a friend who was trying way to hard to get with me. I like him as a friend, but apparently he can only handle that when he's sober.
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