There is something about being a bitch that I just refuse to apologize for.
(I wrote a whole post about this, but this one line basically sums it up.)
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Hobo with a Shotgun
I want to share with everyone this little delight of a B movie that I found on Netflix thanks to some friends with an adventurous taste in films. Granted, this movie was most likely made 1,000 times better because I watched it with a group of friends who pointed out things in the background, made funny comments, and asked questions that I might not have thought of. Nevertheless, if you're bored on a Friday night & hanging out with some friends I suggest this movie.
It is, obviously, about a Hobo with a Shotgun. Now, if that title doesn't interest you at all then I guess shy away from it. But if you like funny quotes, fake blood, and righteous old man vigilantes who heal at unfathomable rates then this is for you.
Synopsis: A hobo gets of a train and goes into a town that is run by a family & it's crooked cops. Seeing people pulled from the street and running over their heads with bumper cars is an average afternoon activity, along with rubbing your face in some cocaine with a few pals. After a few unfortunate encounters the hobo decides that the money he's saved would be put to it's best use by buying a shotgun (that magically has unending ammo, by the way) and proceeds to take down the bullies of the town.
I won't spoil any more for you, you'll just have to watch.
And if that seat-gripping synopsis wasn't enough, here are a few quotes to light the fire I know you have under your ass to watch this movie:
"When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat...with razor blades."
"Put the knife away kid...or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin!"
(In Response): "Well you better cut one to Mother Theresa, so you can give it to her while she's finger-banging you in hell!"
"Go the fuck home everybody! And don't forget to wash your dicks!"
"They are going to make comics out of my hate-crimes!"
"You look so hot, I just want to cut off my dick and rub it against your titties."
These are just a few from IMDB (I made the mistake of not writing them down while watching the movie-how was I to know it was going to be so quotable?)
So if you end up watching it, let me know what you think & your favorite quote!
It is, obviously, about a Hobo with a Shotgun. Now, if that title doesn't interest you at all then I guess shy away from it. But if you like funny quotes, fake blood, and righteous old man vigilantes who heal at unfathomable rates then this is for you.
Synopsis: A hobo gets of a train and goes into a town that is run by a family & it's crooked cops. Seeing people pulled from the street and running over their heads with bumper cars is an average afternoon activity, along with rubbing your face in some cocaine with a few pals. After a few unfortunate encounters the hobo decides that the money he's saved would be put to it's best use by buying a shotgun (that magically has unending ammo, by the way) and proceeds to take down the bullies of the town.
I won't spoil any more for you, you'll just have to watch.
And if that seat-gripping synopsis wasn't enough, here are a few quotes to light the fire I know you have under your ass to watch this movie:
"When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat...with razor blades."
"Put the knife away kid...or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin!"
(In Response): "Well you better cut one to Mother Theresa, so you can give it to her while she's finger-banging you in hell!"
"Go the fuck home everybody! And don't forget to wash your dicks!"
"They are going to make comics out of my hate-crimes!"
"You look so hot, I just want to cut off my dick and rub it against your titties."
These are just a few from IMDB (I made the mistake of not writing them down while watching the movie-how was I to know it was going to be so quotable?)
So if you end up watching it, let me know what you think & your favorite quote!
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Loosing The Feeling of Feeling Unique
Somewhere between packing for college and putting together my dorm room I lost myself.
I'm determined to find me again.
I think the biggest sign of this loss is my choice of clothing. I used to be up to date (in my own middle-of-nowhere way) and I would enjoy putting together clothes. I loved finding new things in the store, and most of all I loved turning something I already owned into something completely different. For example scarves become headbands, socks become leg warmers or things to make a bun out of.
I can't seem to do these things anymore and I'm not sure why. I've become the girl who wears jeans and a t-shirt every day, all day. Then I would become convinced that other girls that would wear just jeans and a t-shirt were wearing it much better than me.
A loss of confidence perhaps?
Maybe it's because my entire group of friends split and went different ways?
It could be something as simple as my closest is now split between home and school and it's causing the fashion version of writers block.
I'm determined to change this. I'm planning on getting a job, saving up money, and spending the leftovers on things that will make me feel good again.
I got good grades, but I think I just can't feel accomplished until I am able to provide for myself and not rely on others for things. Even my parents (who honestly can't afford to buy the nice kind of toilet paper right now--but that's a different story) can be no help when it comes to money.
It's not quite a new year's rez, but it'll do. For now anyway;)
I'm determined to find me again.
I think the biggest sign of this loss is my choice of clothing. I used to be up to date (in my own middle-of-nowhere way) and I would enjoy putting together clothes. I loved finding new things in the store, and most of all I loved turning something I already owned into something completely different. For example scarves become headbands, socks become leg warmers or things to make a bun out of.
I can't seem to do these things anymore and I'm not sure why. I've become the girl who wears jeans and a t-shirt every day, all day. Then I would become convinced that other girls that would wear just jeans and a t-shirt were wearing it much better than me.
A loss of confidence perhaps?
Maybe it's because my entire group of friends split and went different ways?
It could be something as simple as my closest is now split between home and school and it's causing the fashion version of writers block.
I'm determined to change this. I'm planning on getting a job, saving up money, and spending the leftovers on things that will make me feel good again.
I got good grades, but I think I just can't feel accomplished until I am able to provide for myself and not rely on others for things. Even my parents (who honestly can't afford to buy the nice kind of toilet paper right now--but that's a different story) can be no help when it comes to money.
It's not quite a new year's rez, but it'll do. For now anyway;)
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
The New Year & My Way With Words
I wish I was in the mood to write an awesome post about the new year & how great 2012 was for me, but I'm not.
So with that I say hello 2013, I'll write my wishlist for you when I'm feeling less bitchy. I'd hate to start my new year off with resolutions like "become a loner because people are worthless," haha.
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So with that I say hello 2013, I'll write my wishlist for you when I'm feeling less bitchy. I'd hate to start my new year off with resolutions like "become a loner because people are worthless," haha.
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